Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
The Orphan's Plea
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Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This dude killed his parents. Then, he asks the judge for a light sentence because he's an orphan now! Get it? He made himself an orphan by offing his parents. You are a silly goose.
who need no one!
Well damn
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Fucking hillarous
simp
lol