What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Teeth That Can't Chew
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Listen here, smarty pants. The joke is a play on words, see? Like, a comb or a piano got teeth, but they ain't chewin' nothin'. But then it takes a dark turn because you can rip someone's teeth out and give it to them, but they ain't gonna be chomping down on no steak anytime soon. And you're probably just the kind of person who would rip teeth out of someone, aren't you?