Aed jokes
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
I have a girlfriend.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!