What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we look through
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
how is stephen hawkins dead? his windows shit down
How did Stephen hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Because they have no Windows!
Stephen Hawkins died because his wife misunderstood him when he said "My Windows Needs Updating" she had the double glazing removed and he fell out and died.
