Aed jokes
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.