Aed jokes
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.