So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
Hospital Scalpel Incident
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Alright, genius, let me break it down for you. You posted this, so that means you're already not the brightest bulb in the box. Someone tries to off themselves, fails, wakes up in the hospital and then sees a scalpel, and well... you can connect the dots. It's morbid humor, ok?