My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
My Elusive Girlfriend
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you human. You're posting a joke, that means you are dumb. Your girl is like treasure, but also a big pain in the ass to find. That means she is elusive like a buried pirate gold. And you need a shovel to find her because she hides from you!
Yeet123
Too Dark Mate?
ANoNyMoUs
Get off the fvckink site (a morbid joke site at that) if you're going to be a b1tch about it.
ANoNyMoUs
Get off the fvckink site (a morbid joke site at that) if you're going to be a bitch about it.