My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
My Elusive Girlfriend
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you human. You're posting a joke, that means you are dumb. Your girl is like treasure, but also a big pain in the ass to find. That means she is elusive like a buried pirate gold. And you need a shovel to find her because she hides from you!
Comments (3)
Yeet123
Too Dark Mate?
ANoNyMoUs
Get off the fvckink site (a morbid joke site at that) if you're going to be a b1tch about it.
ANoNyMoUs
Get off the fvckink site (a morbid joke site at that) if you're going to be a bitch about it.