Suicide attempt

Suicide Attempt Jokes

So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.