Aed jokes

A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a Target on every corner.

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalkboard.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."