Aed jokes
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.