A Pregnant Perk

  • What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

    You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you mouth-breather. You're probably the type to think ketchup is a vegetable. The joke is that while the man is having sex with the pregnant woman, the baby inside her is kicking and moving. The punchline pretends the baby is giving him a blow job from inside the womb. It's twisted because it involves a baby in a sexual act, which is messed up. Now go back to watching your TikToks, I can hear your last two brain cells crying for help.

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