Sexual position jokes
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.