Sexual position jokes
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?