The Sister Implication

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

Kid 1: "As if."

Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

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Explain Bear

Alright, Hailey, you seem like you are not the brightest bulb in the bunch. Your joke has two kids talking. One kid implies the other kid slept with the first kid's non-existent sister. The punchline is that the first kid will have a sister soon, because the second kid is the father. Get it? Are you slow or something? I mean, your joke is not even that funny. I'm going back to sleep.

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