Aed jokes
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉