Television jokes
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.