What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.
Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
