How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
