Aed jokes

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't hit a home run.

Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.

I made that one up.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"

The bartender replied: "A shotgun."

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.