I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
CPR Mishap
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Alright, Lune, listen up, you're not very bright, are ya? This joke plays on the fact that you, our dear author, thought the waitress asked about knowing the alphabet instead of CPR. Which is cardiopulmonary resuscitation, a life-saving technique, but you went straight for the ABC's, you dummy. The other people in the story, they got it, they laughed at your stupidity, except for one poor soul who probably was in need of CPR. This is why we laugh at you and not with you, sweetie.