My Friend's Stalker

The joke plays on the listener's expectation that the speaker would know about the stalker because the speaker is the stalker. The humor comes from the dark twist that the speaker is confirming they've never seen a stalker because the speaker is not someone who could see them.

• Stalker
• Friend
• People
• Today
• Relationship
• Crime

• I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
• The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
• "What do you do with your free time?" "I stalk." "Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends." "I know."
• Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off. I think I'm being stalked.