I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Haunted House Encounter
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The joke plays on the word 'ghosted,' which means to suddenly disappear, and connects it to the idea of a ghost in a haunted house. It also uses the name 'Pristiano Penaldo' to make a funny reference to a soccer player (Cristiano Ronaldo) who is known for sometimes disappearing during games or not performing often.