Aed jokes
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer? A: Flanders Red Ale.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.