Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy Jokes

Frog

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.

Pork

Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.

Pork

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.