Miss Piggy jokes
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".