Miss Piggy jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.

Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.