FrogTHAT MEXICAN6 years agoWhy can't Miss Piggy count to 70?Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
PorkShower thoughts8 months agoWhy does Miss Piggy douche with honey?Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
PorkAnonymous3 years agoWhy does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
