Geometry jokes
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.