Geometry jokes
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
I hate math dude
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.