Geometry jokes
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
Funny Test Answers #2
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)