Can February March? – No, but April May.

Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.

Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment… When do we want it… Want what?

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.

Build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, give him some tfox March and he will on fire