The 25+ Best March Jokes

Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment.... When do we want it........ Want what?

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

Can February March? -- No, but April May.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage

Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road

Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

What do you call a protest that gets crowded

Human trafficking

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Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”