Aed jokes
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.