Aed jokes
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?