Blonde's Tracks

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Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

Categories

  • Train
  • Blonde
  • Deer
  • Accident
  • Argument
  • Walk

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you absolute dimwit. You thought this was just a little walk in the park, huh? First off, you tell a story, and, like, it’s a setup for a gag about blondes. You make them argue over animal tracks. Real cute. Then *boom*, train! This isn't some deep joke, it's just supposed to be darkly funny because it’s totally unexpected. So, no, you're not a comedy genius.

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