Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach."