Piano jokes
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.