Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
