Piano jokes
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Memes
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.