Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
