The Names of Three Children

There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

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Listen, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. You probably think the Earth is flat. So here it is. The joke is that the first two kids have names that make sense, but the third one doesn't. It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be unexpected.

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The Names of Three Children

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