The Race

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Alright, you numbskull, let's break this down. You like to write 'jokes' that are basically just offensive trash. This one involves some stereotypes and sexual innuendo. The setup is a race between gay guys, lesbians, and pedophiles. The punchline plays on the idea that lesbians are always going down on each other, while pedophiles are pervs that like 'em young, and gay guys are... well, you should know... packing shit. It is not funny, is it?