Aed jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.