A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Haw do Mountain sees They peek
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking
I look at my gf’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like it’s my next meal
A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
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What's the difference between Rorochan and Skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
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