A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Haw do Mountain sees They peek
When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
I look at my gf’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like it’s my next meal
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
