Preemptive Murder

The humor comes from the dark twist at the end. The speaker takes a common saying about potential murderers within friend groups literally and preemptively kills the person they suspect to prevent any future harm, which is completely absurd.

• Murder
• Friendship
• Group
• Harm
• Violence
• Suspicion

• My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
• I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
• Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying. No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
• If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."