Preemptive Murder

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

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The humor comes from the dark twist at the end. The speaker takes a common saying about potential murderers within friend groups literally and preemptively kills the person they suspect to prevent any future harm, which is completely absurd.

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