Lonely jokes
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
One man was very depressed because he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home, and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grieve.
Suddenly, with his head raised up, he sees Santa Claus walking by. "Santa?" he asks. "Why are you early? It is not even Christmas?"
"Ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Let's worry about you instead," says Santa. "What is the problem, my friend?"
"I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house."
Santa: "I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life, and I'll give it to you."
Man: "My first wish is I want my house back."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My second wish is I want 1 million in cash in my bank account."
Santa: "Done!"
Man: "My third wish is I also want my job back!"
Santa: "Done, but before I actually give you those wishes, I have to hump you."
Man: "Okay. Let's do it."
So Santa Claus takes off his pants to hump the man.
After they are done humping, Santa asks the man: "How old are you?"
Man: "I am 35 years old."
Santa: "And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!"