I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
There were three guys stranded on a desert island. Each was granted one wish by a genie that found them. The first guy said, "I wish to go back home." The second guy says the same, and the third guy said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Orphans are lonely
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
