What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling BONELY
There were three guys stranded on a desert island. Each were granted one wish by a genie that found them. The first guy said "i wish to go back home." The second guy says the same, and the third guy said, "im lonely i wish my friends were back here."
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie
... family photo
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say go big or go home, and orphans only have one option
you'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
For orphans .. every bag of chips is familly sized
What's the difference between a apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked
"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."
Why do orphans play gta? To make them feel wanted
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
why can orphans travel so much?
they don't get homesick
Why can’t an orphan play baseball
Answer: They don’t know where home is
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonley.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
