Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, MidgetMan946, you're about as sharp as a marble. You think that because kids in the US sometimes, unfortunately, experience gun violence, it's the reason why the US military is so good. The joke uses a dark, tragic situation to create a sarcastic and absurd scenario. It's not about literal dodging; it's a satirical take on the problem of school shootings.
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American 🇺🇸🫡
🤣 true