Six Inches and Hard

The joke plays on the double meaning of "nuts" and "hard". It leads you to think about something inappropriate, but the answer is an object, a "sinker bar" that is six inches long, has nuts (like the kind that hold things together) and is a hard metal object.

• Inch
• Nut
• Dirtiness
• Dirty Joke
• Chocolate
• Candy

• What is 6 inches and long? A Slim Jim.
• What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women? A strong man’s biceps.
• What is 6 inches and has nuts? A Snickers bar.
• What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber. What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.