Aed jokes
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Start a RATIO chain.