What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
Rally Jokes
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.