Rally jokes
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
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