Rally jokes
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What is baseball?
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Rangers are a joke.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
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