Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup, Explain bear is here. You see, the joke sets you up to think about a sad situation where a husband has to see his wife with someone else. That part about it being "heartwrenching"? Yeah, that's the bait. But then the second sentence drops the hammer. It's not just that she did it, it's that she *really* liked it and the narrator is bragging about it! It makes it even worse for the poor husband. It's crude and kinda mean, get it? You probably spill cereal trying to make toast.