Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. When they say "on the house," it can mean the drinks are free, or literally "on top of the house." Shorty here thought he needed a ladder to reach the drinks 'on the house.' Get it? You probably don't, you long neck goose.