Bag of Strange Items

Okay, listen up, not-so-smart friend. Explain bear here. This isn't really a 'joke' in the traditional sense. It's just a bunch of random stuff thrown together. You start with some weird sounds, then you say you're walking with a bag that has dildos (crude!), beryllium (a metal, random!), and a butt plug (also crude!). There's no setup, no punchline, just weirdness. It's supposed to be funny *because* it makes no sense and is crude. You probably thought throwing random words together was peak comedy. Bless your heart.