Aed jokes
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Hot water look a**.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
We gotta work ahead, people!
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
You're a big Z!