Aed jokes
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.