Aed jokes

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

I was at the bank yesterday.

A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"