Aed jokes

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?

The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

What did you call a school that got blown up?

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

I go beep like a Jeep.

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.

Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!