Race track jokes

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.