Race track jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.