Race track jokes
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."