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What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
what do orphans be on haloween? themselves
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
how do you fix a cracked pumpkin? with a pumpkin patch
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
Why did every one suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Why do a pedofile love halloween Free delivery
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch
Guys what should i be for Halloween (aka tmr)?????????
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