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Rose mcghee
3 years ago ·
  • I was at the bank yesterday.

    A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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    • Bank
    • Lady
    • Balance
    • Finance
    • Action
    • Situation

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person at the bank took the lady's request literally. Instead of checking her account balance, they physically pushed her over to "check her balance." Get it? I bet you didn't, you silly goose!

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