Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is saying that Florida doesn't have any wise men or virgins. It's a simpleton's jab at the state's reputation. Wise men are a biblical reference because they came to visit baby Jesus. As for virgins, well, you're probably not one, judging by your taste in comedy.