Aed jokes
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.