Aed jokes
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Never got a mother's love, lol.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.