Binge watching jokes

I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?